Normally when I post here to point you to a new article of mine, I like to say a few things about the subject matter of the piece, or a little back story about how I came to write it. But for once, I'd like to concentrate on the art direction of an essay, not the actual words themselves. If you happen to have a copy of the latest Wired (the one with Peter Jackson on the cover) turn to page 118 and prepare to have a good laugh at my expense. I'd written a fun piece for them about how accurate golf simulations have become -- basically you can improve your real-world golf game by playing virtual golf on your Xbox. As the piece was working its way through copy-edit, I got a call from their art department saying that they wanted to do a photo shoot for the piece with me as the lead subject. My brain was immediately filled with glamour shots of me wearing my best noted-cultural-critic look of intense rumination, glamour shots of me mulling the blurred line between the real and the virtual. All of my essays should have photos of me accompanying them, I thought. How appropriate that Wired -- with its legendary ahead-of-the-curve design sensibility -- should be the first to realize this.
And then I showed up for the photo shoot, and was greeted by a pair of yellow pants, a green jacket, an argyle sweater, and a hat that hasn't been worn without irony anywhere in the civilized world for nearly thirty years. You can get a sense of the picture from this smaller image here, but I assure you the full-size version alone is worth the cover price of Wired. My friend Rael described it best: I look like a demented leprechaun.

Cripes, I actually thought "that must be a different steven johnson" when I saw it.
Posted by: andrew | April 08, 2004 at 02:08 AM
Give em your best shot!
Posted by: David Weisman | April 08, 2004 at 09:14 AM
Oh, Steven. This actually made me laugh out loud. hee hee hee
Posted by: Emily | April 09, 2004 at 02:28 AM
Not only that, but your swing is backwards: your weight is on your left foot when it should be on your right :)
Posted by: Joe Sokohl | April 09, 2004 at 03:41 AM
Steven,
I just want to know who decided on the red tam o'shanter with the Augusta-green coat? Obviously, it was a serious golfer.
Posted by: Rich Miller | April 10, 2004 at 02:33 AM
Steven, when I saw that picture in Wired two weeks ago I laughed really hard. What a contrast to the collar and jacket-clad man I met a few weeks earlier at KGB bar!
Also, congrats on your ad in this weeks New Yorker, I hope sales are going as well as they seem. You're getting nice placements at the 66th and Broadway, Barnes and Nobles too...
Posted by: Tom Cubeta | April 12, 2004 at 01:23 AM
When I saw this in the magazine, I nearly wet myself. You're a good sport.
Posted by: jkottke | April 14, 2004 at 01:38 AM
OMG.. ROFLMAO.. no wonder you don't venture up to Canada if you wear that getup!
you are indeed a good sport Steven lololol.
Green but a good sport...
can't
stop
giggling
lolololol
Posted by: Susan | April 19, 2004 at 05:48 AM